Which Animal Are You? Courtship and Dating Rituals Exposed.

It's common knowledge that Dolphins have sex for fun, like you. Unlike you, however, Dolphins also have retractable penises. And they also swivel. Jealous now, aren't you! You clearly have a strong sex drive and ravenous sexual appetite but promiscuity has been linked to low self esteem - so maybe it's time to find your sexual counterpart and stick with/to/on them.

Prairie Voles are normally faithful and affectionate and have been known to provide 'hugs and kisses' when their partner is stressed. Unless, of course, they're drunk. Research has shown that Prairie Vole's fidelity was tested while under the influence and found that they have a propensity to wander...

Affectionate. Loyal. Monogamous. Just wonderful.

/Pornda. Zookeepers have struggled to get Pandas to breed. That is, until a Chinese Zoo had the bright idea of showing them Panda Porn. Now, when Panda's reach adulthood they get shown porn to get their libido going... Struggle to live life without porn? You need to get back in touch with humans, not just sexually but emotionally too.

Attracting a mate as a bowerbird involves building an amazingly complex and beautiful Bachelor(ette) pad. All colour coordinated and very protective of their master piece, the bowerbird gets very angry if you move one thing out of place!

Nothing says “I love you” to a nursery web spider like a little bundle of food wrapped in pretty, white silk. The males bring their gifts to females as a request to mate. The female inspects the parcel, and if she accepts, he mates with her while she unwraps and eats the meal. Except research shows the male often lies. If he gets hungry before he brings the gift, he sucks out the food and sometimes they don’t even bother with an exoskeleton but the female is still fooled by how pretty the wrapping is. When she finds out, the relationship ends. Immediately.

They may be tiny but they engage in epic fights. Pretty but argumentative: sound familiar?